Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
You can't just leave with hair like that
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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