BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
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I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
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In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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