Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
I don't need my coworkers thinking I'm a nutcase.
You gift wrapped a tampon.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
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