So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Two grown ass men just come into the bar riding humongous tricyles
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
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