I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
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I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
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Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
We're pretty sure we got naked at Pride, so running the two blocks to your place in my underwear is a step up the dignity ladder really.
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