If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
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Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
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I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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