It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dear Beer Goggles, it's time to see the eye doctor. With love, your biggest fan.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Sorry I pissed in your dining room and kicked your best friend in the face while he was passed out.
Themes for tonight: men who look like bill Gates but sing smash mouth songs. Women who's names are also food. Haircuts that DO NOT cover bald spots.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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