If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
Watching her eat just hurts me
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
So anyways, we returned the toilet paper and decided to use the money for taco bell and slurpees instead...
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