on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
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