Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
Heard at work: Get out of my face before I cuntpunch you so hard your granddaughters have miscarriages. I love my job.
I'm moving there. Get me hired.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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