So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
you're now officially the 3000 mile booty call. congrats.
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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