Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
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There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
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the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies