what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
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