My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
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I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
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