It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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