I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
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Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
I need to ask my mom where the drain cleaner is, but I'm afraid she'll ask why and the answer to that will just be "cum."
The bag I'm bringing home for the weekend: a change of clothes, workout shoes, and sex toys, that's it.
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
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I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I would go disguised as someone he didn't have premature ejaculative sex with but I don't know if I could stay in character.
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