with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i don't plan on having that self control this summer
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
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so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
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You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
My first drink last night was a 2-liter of jameson and coke. So hung over it hurt to put my pants back on
Yeah, my new jeep also came with custom license plates that read 4SKIIN. Not "4 skin" but "4 skiing" thanks mom and dad
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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