What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
zippers are such a cool invention
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
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She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
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I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
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