There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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