It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
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There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.