break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
This is the LAST time i'm accepting the excuse "tequila made me do it". Even tequila thinks buying all of nickelback's itunes singles is fucking retarded
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs