That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Yeah, but thats the third time she's peed on me.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
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There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
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Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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