But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
She's sitting on the couch buck naked, eating a cupcake for dinner. I'm breaking new ground as a parent here.
Ah, I knew it wouldn't be long before my boobs were introduced into the conversation.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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