I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
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Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
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I'm high. Everything has a 45° angle. That is as far as my eyes open
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Woke up this morning with a darth vader helmet and a bath robe on with my toenails shitly painted
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this