idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
NO I WILL NOT SET YOU UP WITH MY TWIN WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!? JUST BECAUSE I WONT BLOW YOU DOESNT MEAN YOU CAN STALK HER AS A BACKUP PLAN YOU SPANISH BASTARD
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Money making scheme, blow job proof mascara. Waterproof is bullshit
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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