Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
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I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
They left me stranded on the side of the road with a table and five gallons of water. They said it was all I really needed to survive. People are staring
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
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dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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