We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
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I send him pictures of my tits whenever I feel like he's paying too much attention to his girlfriend.
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
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I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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