I wannas sexs uuuuu
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
Hooked up with a guy resembling a bearded Cher. I need the lenses on my beer goggles fixed. Pronto.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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