I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
He's been grabbing my ass as a greeting since 2004, sex was overdue
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
Such a big mess for such a small penis
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
Randomize
