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• (253): View more from Washington

  Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab

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  I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.

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• (319): View more from Iowa

  How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.

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• (+61): View more from Australia

  You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  I'm a sociology major remember

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  Well that and comm

  (479): View more from Arkansas

  Basically you majored in how to get laid

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• (903): View more from Texas

  Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.

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• (386): View more from Florida

  I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty

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• (406): View more from Montana

  I just went on etsy and my personalized suggestions on the page were either kinky sex restraints or baby things. I feel like etsy just summarized my life.

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• (251): View more from Alabama

  He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...

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• (620): View more from Kansas

  Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night

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  Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.

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• (678): View more from Georgia

  She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.

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