On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
The best part is every argument that she makes from here on out will be refuted by "Oh hey remember that time you shit yourself wearing someone else's sweatpants at a frat party?"
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
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