where am i from again
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
All I did today at work was try to remember in vivid detail what your cock looks like.
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I was just texting to see if your vagina was working yet.
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
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Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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