We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
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is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
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We bought only tequila and Twister. And you're STILL surprised you got pregnant?
I started singing I believe I can fly in the shower and it was like the first stage of insanity
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
Apparently I called down to the hotel front desk and begged them to bring us pizza. They brought us tea.
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