I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
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no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
5am is far to early to be on jagerbomb number 6 right now
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
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I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Well I just put wine in my tea
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
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