Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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