tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
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I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
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I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
cool, get new shit, I dnt want the same old if it's my last drink ever
The world isn't ending you idiot. I'll grab beer
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
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