You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
Do you deliver to the black dark pit where I am? I think it's called.... The toilet? Right next to hell...
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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