Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
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