Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
You missed practice last night. You owe at least 8 hours of liver sprints.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
Randomize