Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
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