Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
I was greeting people at my door feeding them jello shots out of an ice cube tray with a spoon.
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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