sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
just went home with some hot chick. she has posters of the jonas brothers in her room. i basically ran out of the house.
I Just paid off the bartender to help me convince this chic my roommate's gay. This is the best cockblock ever.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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