R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
You got so drunk you kept singing the Sailor Moon theme song and kept making everyone call you Sailor Venus.
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I know her cup size but not her name....
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