So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
he referred to my room as the tit cave...
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
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This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
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