yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
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I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
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My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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