Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
she's about as cool as a sandpaper handjob.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
This little girl and her dad are walking behind me. "Why is he wearing pajamas?" Mind your own business, kid.
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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