Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
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we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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