I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
You fuck like a mechanic. That is the universe telling you that is your true calling. Take this as a sign.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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