I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Threw my underwear in my purse as I was running away after sex last night, went to pick up my birth control prescription this morning, took out my wallet and accidentally flung my sweet thong onto the counter in front of the cashier. Think that was the universes way of telling me I am a whore.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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