And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
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It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
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He stopped me in the middle of a blow job to call his grandma for her birthday.
At least he has family values.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
I got a message the other day that just said “great tits”
A gentleman AND a scholar
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