My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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