The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
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So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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