This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
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I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
Forgot to tell you--the bartender at Crowbar set his arm on fire last night. He was doing this "Cocktail" bartender trick of pouring alcohol that was on fire between glasses. Then some leaked out, onto his arm, and set his arm on fire, then his shirt. Exciting! (And he's ok).
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
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How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
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