ya dads aren't the best wingmen
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
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are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm concerned I'll look like a hooker on new years eve in this outfit
There are different standards on new years eve. To look like a hooker you literally need to be giving a guy head on the street while he's handing you cash.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
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I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I'm listening to Michael Jackson while drinking vodka, alone. Honestly, l wish I could Moonwalk my way back to when I knew wtf was going on in my life.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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