I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!