He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.